ONE MINUTE MELEE: Lester vs Bubsy

Lester vs Bubsy is a What-If? episode of One Minute Melee, featuring Lester the Unlikely from the same title video game and Bubsy the Bobcat from the same title video game series.

Description
Today's 60-second battle is between two of the worst video game characters of the 90's! Who is more unlikely to prevail?

Interlude
ONE MINUTE MELEE!

WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN 60 SECONDS!

'''TWO FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH! 60 SECONDS!'''

'''1! MINUTE! MELEE!'''

PRESS START!

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!

(PLAYER ONE CHOOSES Lester.)

(PLAYER TWO CHOOSES Bubsy.)

LET'S ROCK?

Alrighty! / Uh, one sec...

(Alrighty! selected.)

MELEE!
Lester the Unlikely was just walking on a sidewalk reading a comic book. Because he wasn't looking where he was going, he then bumped into something and fell over.

"Hey!"

Lester got up and saw what he had bumped into: An orange cat with a white shirt that had a red exclamation mark on it. And that cat was not happy.

"What's the big idea?"

Almost instantly, Lester yelped and proceeded to run away as fast as he could.

"Oh, no ya don't!"

Bubsy then gave chase.

'''GO FOR BROKE! FIGHT!'''

Once Bubsy got close enough to Lester, he clawed his back. As Lester turned to retaliate, Bubsy clawed his chest. He then jumped back and fired his slingshot. Lester screamed as the rock went into his head, but then stopped. Bubsy took out the Ballzooka and started firing multiple balls. But Lester hit them away with his sword. Lester then ran at Bubsy to slice his head off, but Bubsy planted his fist into Lester's stomach. He then punched him hard in the groin. He then grabbed Lester's sword and kicked Lester, knocking him down. Bubsy stood above him and attempted to stab him with his own sword, but Lester grabbed the blade. The two struggled for a few seconds before Bubsy was eventually able to impale Lester's stomach.

"That's what happens when you don't apologize to Bubsy the Bobcat! After all, what could possibly go wrong?"

And with that, he pulled the blade out of Lester's body and sliced his chest open, exposing his heart and lungs. Bubsy grabbed Lester's heart and pulled it out. Bubsy then threw Lester's heart and left Lester to die, while his heart was run over by a truck.

'''K.O.! THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS...'''

BUBSY!

Trivia

 * This is A Wikia contributor's first Joke One Minute Melee.